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Vader Judges Dog Show
LITTLE ROCK - Lord Darth Vader, the man everyone's been calling "Mr. Family Values"
lately, due to his outgoing nature, fondness for children and own perfect family, judged the
Arkansas State Dog Show yesterday. Vader looked perfectly at home amongst all of the cute
little fluffy puppies. And the dogs just love him! One growled at him, but instantly a deeper
rumbling noise filled the air and the evil dog, rebel scum no doubt, lay down for a "nap".
Vader was hard pressed to find the very best puppy, but after looking at all the dogs, and
taking some midi-chlorian readings, the winner was declared. Scruffles, a large,
"rustic-looking" pit bull, was declared the best dog in Arkansas.
For Vader, judging a dog show in Bill Clinton's hometown is a way of showing he will not be
ignored. No folks, it looks like Vader's here to stay.
More Persons Joining This Great Cause!
More people from the "Republican" site and
some from the "Democrat" side are joining in
this great effort to save the last remnents
of America and to end crime and scandels in government!
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