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Welcome to the Campaign Office #12!
Honor. Courage. Dignity.
Words not often associated with presidents in the late twentieth century.
Out of the mists of uncertainty comes a candidate unlike any and all others.
A candidate undeniably qualified for president. A candidate unmarred by the
chains of scandalous activities. A candidate the people can believe in.
He inspires us. He makes us cry. He gives up hope. He instills a sense of
great loyalty in thosearound him. He brings out the best in people. A hard worker,
a dedicated and caring father, lord of the Sith and right hand to
the Galactic Emperor, he is Darth Vader! (cheer cheer shout clap)
A Word From Our Candidate:
"Citizens of the United States of America, fellow humans, kindred minds: I bring forth to you in this very hour, the
most significant announcement in the history of your nation, your planet, your system, and indeed, your galaxy. Not
only your system, not only your planet, but your nation has found favor with his Highness, Lord Darth Sidious, the
Emperor himself. You have been chosen for the unparalleled honor of fealty to His Majesty’s apprentice, I, Darth
Vader, Lord of the Sith. I formally announce my candidacy for president of your country. I realize that this may seem
irregular to you, as you are still mired in the corruption and decadence of democracy. It may be difficult for you, as it
was for the old Republic, to understand the true nature of leadership and embrace the glorious destiny that awaits you.
I stand ready to assist you in this grand transition, and to lead you into a greater tomorrow." --Darth Vader
  
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